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The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"

Written By Admin on Saturday, January 26, 2013 | 11:41 PM


The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"

he answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Teacher had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: What is 3 x 3?

Boy : 9, maam!

Principal: What is 6 x 6?

Boy : 36, maam!

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at teacher and tells her,
"I think Boy can go to the third-grade. "

Teacher says to the principal, "I have some of my
own questions. Can I ask him ?"

The principal and Boy both agreed.

Teacher asks: What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?

Boy : Legs, maam!

Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?

Boy : Pockets!

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy : Coconut!

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky?

(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Boy . was taking charge )

Boy : Bubblegum, maam!

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer )

Boy : Shake hands!

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?
Boy : Yep!

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy : Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.

Boy : Wedding Ring, maam!

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy : Nose!

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver. What is it?

Boy : Arrow!

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy : Firetruck!

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
& if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.

Boy : Fork!

Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It's
longer on some men, than on others,
the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his
wife after they're married?

Boy : SURNAME!

Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible
for making love ?

Boy : HEART, maam!

The principal a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher :

Principal: Huh! send this Boy .... to collage!!! Even I got
the last ten questions wrong myself!

Gravity on Earth Vs. Gravity in Bed, Under Blanket- Good Joke 2013


YUP....agreed..
IN WINTERS...UNDER BLANKET...wohoo....i'll nt come out..:p

Iamge Source: www.9gag.com

We are Strange People


We are Strange People..

"We Do Something 1st, Think Afterwards.
We Leave Someone And Then Regret,
We Hurt Someone And Say Sorry,
We Love Someone And Do Not Tell..!!
We Are Diplomatic..!!
We Are Good To Those Only, Who Are Good To Us..!!
Still We Claim To Be Best,While Actually We are Not..!!
We Hate Others for Their Small Mistakes, But We Luv Our-self Despite Of Committing Blunders..!!
We Lose Everything For 1 Person, But Cannot Lose One Thing For 100 Persons..!!
We Love But Cannot Get What We Love, And We Don't Love What We Get..!!
This Is,
How We Live,
How We Love...!!:)

On his first day in office, as President Abraham Lincoln entered to give his inaugural address


On his first day in office, as President Abraham Lincoln entered to give his inaugural address, one man stood up. He was a rich aristocrat. He said, “Mr. Lincoln, you should not forget that your father used to make shoes for my family.”

And the whole Senate laughed; they thought they had made a fool of Lincoln.But certain people are made of a totally different mettle. Lincoln looked at the man directly in the eye and said, “Sir, I know that my father used to make shoes for your family, and there will be many others here, because he made shoes the way nobody else can. He was a creator. His shoes were not just shoes; he poured his whole soul into them.
I want to ask you, have you any complaint? Because I know how to make shoes myself. If you have any complaint I can make you another pair of shoes. But as far as I know, nobody has ever complained about my father’s shoes. He was a genius, a great creator and I am proud of my father”.

The whole Senate was struck dumb. They could not understand what kind of man Abraham Lincoln was. He was proud because his father did his job so well that not even a single complaint had ever been heard.

Height of buttering


Height of buttering ...

An Angel came to me and asked : "What is your wish for New Year ?"

I said : "Please take care of the person who's reads and Likes this Status" ;) :D

Let’s all be masters of our mouths, so that we won’t be slaves of our words


Once there lived two neighbors Tom & Jack.
One day Jack was angry at Tom for some reason
and started to spread rumors that his neighbor,
Tom was a thief.
As a result, the Tom was arrested.
Days later Tom was proven innocent. After being
released he sued Jack for wrongly accusing him.
In the court Jack told the Judge: “They were just
words, didn’t harm anyone.”
The judge told Jack: “Write all the things you said
about him on a piece of paper. Cut them up and on
the way home, throw the pieces of paper out.
Tomorrow, come back to hear the sentence.”
Next day, the judge told Jack: “Before I tell you the
judgement, you will have to go out and gather all
the pieces of paper that you threw out yesterday,
otherwise you will be hanged.”
Jack said: “I can’t do that ! The wind spread them and
I won’t know where to find them.”
The judge then replied: “The same way, simple
words may destroy the honor of a man to such an
extent that one is not able to fix it. If you can’t speak
well of someone, rather don’t say anything.”
..
Moral: “Let’s all be masters of our mouths, so that we won’t be slaves of our words. “

In life you will realize that there is a purpose for every person you meet .. !


VERY TRUE LINES:
In life you will realize that there is a purpose for every person you meet .. !

Some are there to TEST you ..
some will USE you ..
some will TEACH you ..
And some will bring out the BEST in you ..
Some may cause you pain but you'll learn to move on ..

So let go of the people who can't treat you right and hold on to those who love you and see your worth ..

The GIFT of LIFE is LIFE ITSELF .. :)

HONESTY IS STILL THE BEST POLICY, BUT WITH LITTLE BIT OF COMMON SENSE


READ IT...IT WORTH YOUR FEW SEC

ONCE a general manager wanted to test his people who had come from all over world about their values of life.

He announced that in their seminar folder, there is a PVC pouch and in it there is a seed.
when they return,they must put it in a good soil in a pot and look after it very well.
He would hold a competition in the next year's seminar and that the best plant would be awarded suitably.
everyone did what was told to them.

A year passed quickly, and next year in big hall,there were hundred of pots and a great variety of plants - a great scene to everyone's delight.
except one pot in which soil was there and no plant !
the owner was standing quietly and seemingly feel ashamed about himself !
The general manager call him on the stage. he asked him what happened and he told him the truth . he planted the seed which he was given - and did that was to be done - but nothing happened !
the general manager by everyone surprise, declared him the winner !! & everyone got shocked.
then G.M. announced , "gentlemen, the seeds i gave to you were boiled seeds.
you planted them and nothing happened! you acted smartly and used some other seeds.
this man was honest to his work and therefore ,he did not cheat me or himself

HONESTY IS STILL THE BEST POLICY ......BUT WITH LITTLE BIT OF COMMON SENSE.
HONEST with ur own work, ur own soul .......otherwise while being with others.....showing ur weak points exclusively is not honesty, where we need common sense..:P

The Real Facebook Addiction


>The Real Facebook Addiction ;)

Teacher - What will u do after growing up?
Student - facebooking

Teacher - No ! I mean what will u want to Become..?
Student - Admin of facebook pages

Teacher - OMG! I Mean what will u Achieve after u grow up?
Student: Facebook Admin Rights

Teacher - Idiot! I Mean what will u do for ur Parents?
Student - I create a page for them on facebook. 'Mom Dad and I'

Teacher - Stupid! What do ur parents want from U?
Student - My facebook password

Teacher - Oh God! What is the Purpose of Ur life?
Student - Facebook but never face ur book :P

Moral Story: Just do not conclude that you know everything


One truck driver was doing his usual load delivery at
a mental hospital, by parking his vehicle beside an
open drain.
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to
return from the mental hospital. He jacked up the
truck and removed the flat tyre to fix the spare tyre.
When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he
accidentally dropped all the 4 bolts in the open
drain.
As he cannot fish out the bolts from the open drain,
he started to panic as to what should be done.
Just then, a patient happened to walk past him and
asked the driver as to why he was looking troubled.
The driver thought to himself, since there is nothing
much he can do or this mental joker can, just to
keep the bugging away, the truck driver informed
the whole episode to the mental patient and gave a
helpless look.
The patient just laughed at the truck driver and said
”You just cannot even fix such a simple problem. No
wonder you are destined to remain a truck driver
for life”.
The truck driver was astonished to hear such a
comment from a mental guy.
“Here is what you can do” said the mental guy…”
take one bolt from each of the remaining 3 tyres/
wheels and fix it on to this tyre. Then
drive down to the nearest workshop and replace
the missing ones. Isn’t it simple my friend?”.
The truck driver was so impressed with this quick fix
answer and asked the patient ”How come you are
so smart and intelligent and you are here at the
mental hospital?”
The patient replied ”My dear friend! I stay here
because I am crazy but not stupid”.
No wonder, there are some people, who behave
like the Truck Driver, thinking that others are just
stupid.
So, guys, though you all are learned and wise, but,
just watch out, there could be some CRAZY guys in
our professional /personal lives, who could give us
lot of quick fixes and brush our wisdom.

Moral of the story:
Just do not conclude that you know everything
and do not judge people by mere looks/attire/stature or academic background.

Okay I Will Wait For Your 'BREAK UP | Love Trends According to Years


In '1992'
Boy : Im In Love With You !
Girl : Im In A Relationship
Boy : Ok (Commits Suicide) O_O
In '2002'
Boy :Im In Love With You :|
Girl: Im In A Relationship !
Boy: Okay I Will Find Another One !
In'2012'
Boy: Im In Love With You
Girl:Im In A Relationship :S
Boy : Okay I Will Wait For Your 'BREAK
UP'
Hit LIKE if you agree

LOVE SMS Collection 2013- Best Mobile SMS Serive FREE


Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful


When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.


When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.


I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.


If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!


I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

Large Collection of Missing You SMS 2013


In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...



I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You 



Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed. 



God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart? 
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other. 



There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U. 



Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you. 



What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U! 



Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day. 

Insulting Friends SMS Collection Center 2013


Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)



no visits... 

no calls.. 

no sms's... 

no letters... 

no missed calls.. 

I'm worried... 

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya? 



4 roses, just for you! 
1st for Friendship. 
2nd for Wealth. 
3rd for Happiness. 

and the last one.. 

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. 



Press Down if u think u r MAD. 
I can't Believe u Did That! 
Again? 
For God Sake! LORD!! 
Why u Still Doing it? 
Truth is out now! 
MENTAL CASE!! 


Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! 



I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! 



You=lovely 
You=perfect 
You=beautiful 
You=amazing 
You=sweet 
You=cute 
You=genius 
You=fantastic 
You=fabulous 
Me=liar 


Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did. 


Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. 


One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you! 

Best & Top Happy Birthday SMS Collection 2013- Wish your Beloved One


Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...



Somebody up there Loves you 
Somebody down here cares for you 
Happy Birthday!!! 



This msg has No Fat 
No cholesterol n No Addictive 
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday 



Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!! 



Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday. 



Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY". 



A prayer: 2 bless ur way 
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments 
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day 
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY 



smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away 
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come 

Friendship SMS Collection 2013- Best SMS & Jokes Collection Blog


Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.


Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God. 



Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other.. 
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other... 
and TRUE Friends STaY forever 
beyond words, 
beyond time...** 



FRiEND in different lanaguages... 
Iranian - DOST 
German - FREUND 
Herbew - CHAVER 
French - AMi 
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN 
Dutch - VREND 
Mexican - AMiGO 

For me.. just simply "YOU" 



Stars has 5 ends 
Square has 4 ends 
Trinagle has 3 ends 
Line has 2 ends 
but Circle of our friendship has no end... 

So always Brush ur Teeth- Funny Mobile Free SMS 2013


Dream makes everything possible,

Hope makes everything work,

Luv makes everything beautiful,

Smile makes all the above...
.
.
.
.
So always Brush ur Teeth

Funny SMS 2013- Can we do romance in the evening today?


Can we do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Romantic SMS Collection 2013- FREE Mobile SMS Service


1. Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno


2. Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.


3. Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical. 


4. 24hrs make a lovely day, 
7 days make a lovely week, 
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a 
person like me will make ur life lovely. 

Have a lovely day n life!** 


5. Wen things go wrong... 
Wen sadness fills ur heart... 
wen tears flow in ur eyes... 
always remember 3 things 
1) I'm with u... 
2) Still with u... 
3) Will ALWAYS b... 


Life is pretty much unpredictable: Flirt SMS 2013

  1. Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around. 
  2. Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror. 
  3. A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =) 
  4. It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt... 
  5. Always be Happy, always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile... 



World War III Joke 2013 | George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar


George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that`s them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We`re planning World War III".
And the guy says, "Really? What`s going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we`re going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one intelligent blonde.
The guy exclaimed, "Intelligent blonde!! Why kill a blonde?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

The drunk replied, "I did. Now I don't feel ashamed." Drunkard Jokes 2013


One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender.

The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, "Why did you do that?"

The drunk said very apologetically, "I am so very sorry sir. Please forgive me. I can't help it. It's an illness I can't get rid of. I am so ashamed of it. How can I make it up to you?"

The bartender answered, "Haven't you seen anyone about this problem?"

The drunk replied, "I never thought of that. Maybe I will."


The bartender said, "Don't come back until you do get help," and the drunk left.


About three months later the drunk came back to the same bar, ordered another gin and tonic, drank half of it, and poured the rest of it on the bartender.


The bartender shouted, "I thought I told you not to come back until you got help!"


The drunk replied, "I did. Now I don't feel ashamed."

An old couple decided to recall their young age as student


An old couple decided to recall their young age as student,

and go for the date as done before 60 years.

The man went to the decided place and waited 2 hours, but she didn't come.

He went home, saw her sitting, he asked-

"Why didn't you come?"

.

And she replied,

"My mum didn't allow."

IDIOT Stop Dreaming. Wake up and Study


While I Was Studying, my Mum called me.

But I didn't respond.

I was so deeply involved in my Studies.

My Mum called me again and again.

I Shouted:

"Please, leave me! I want to Study. I want to Study."

Suddenly, my Mum came and slapped on my face.

And yelled out:

"IDIOT !! Stop Dreaming. Wake up and Study."

Click here for another joke

A Joke 2013: Education ruins our common sense


An Illiterate Father with his educated son went on a camping trip!

They setup their tent & fell asleep!

Some hours later, Father wakes his Son & asks, Look up to the sky & tell me what u see?

Son: I see millions of stars!

Father: And what does that tell u?

Son: Astronomically, it tells that there r millions of galaxies & planets!

Father slaps the son hard & says: Idiot, someone has stolen our tent!

MORAL: Education ruins our common sense!

Moral Story: A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"


A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field

and choose the biggest wheat and come back.

But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to

pick."

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but

he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.

Then he saw another bigger one... But may be there is an even bigger one

waiting for him.

Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to

realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he

has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.

So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty

hand.

The teacher told him, "...this is love... You keep looking for a better one,

but when later you realize, you have already miss the person...."

"What is marriage then?" the student asked.

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field

and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go

through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat

the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked

one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the

teacher.

The teacher told him, "This time you bring back a corn.... You look for one

that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you

get..This is marriage."

"Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it"

Power of Mathematics- Jokes Collection 2013


Power of

Mathematics

One day a box wasn’t opening.

Lawyer came, applied all laws but

it didn’t open

Chemist came, applied all

reactions but it didn’t open

Physician came, applied all forces

but no change

Even the biologist failed

mathematician came & said

.

.

.

Let’s Suppose the Box is Open

After failing in an Exam: a college student goes to his Lecturer


After failing in an Exam,

a college student goes to his Lecturer..

Student:

sir, do you understand the subject yourself??

Professor:

surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!!

Student:

I would like to ask you a question.

If you give the correct answer ,I will accept my marks & go.

If you don't know the answer, you give me an ''A'' grade!!

Professor:

ok...what is the question.?

Student:

What is legal, but not logical, logical but not legal,

and neither logical nor legal ????

The professor couldn't give the answer

and changes his exam mark into an "A" =)

Professor:

ok...Now tell the answer!

Student:

sir you are 63 years old & married to a 35 year old woman

which is legal but not logical..=D

Your wife has a 25 year old lover

which is logical but not legal..=O

You have given your wife's lover an "A"

although he shoud have failed..=O =P

its neither legal nor logical ;D

Professor shocked !

If a Student Makes a Mistake, It is a MISTAKE. .!!


If a Barber Makes a Mistake, It’s a New Style..

If a Driver Makes a Mistake, It is An Accident..

If a Engineer Makes a Mistake, It is a New Venture..

If Parents Makes a Mistake, It is a New Generation..

If a Tailor Makes a Mistake, It is a New Fashion..

If a Teacher Makes a Mistake , It is a New Theory..

If a Student Makes a Mistake, It is a MISTAKE. .!!

A boy loved his classmate. He proposed her- Funny Moral Joke 2013


A boy loved his classmate.

He proposed her.

Girl refused and complained to teacher.

Teacher fired out and banned him coming to school for a week.

Boy came to school after a week.

Girl realized her mistake and wrote,"I am sorry and I love you too", on boy's book.

Boy didn't reacted and 9 months passed.

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Moral:

Boys don't open their books. :P

Funny Moral Joke 2013: IF THE EXAM RESULT IS GOOD Vs. IF THE EXAM RESULT IS BAD


IF THE EXAM RESULT IS GOOD------>>

Teacher: He was intelligent

Mum: It's all because of my praying

Papa: whose son is he

FRENS: lets go to drink.

IF THE RESULT IS BAD:----->>

Teacher: so naughtiest one

Mum: mobile ruined everything

Papa: its all due to loving & leaving free.

FRENS: lets go to drink.

MORAL: everything changes, everyone changes, world changes, but FRENS never.... :D

Height of confidence


Many professors were once calld.

Dey wer askd 2 sit in areoplane.

Aftr dey sat dey wer told dat this plane was made by their studnts..

...They all hurried out of d plane.. bt only 1 dint move..

He said.."if it was built by my students, then it won't fly."

Click here for another "Height Of" Joke

Brilliant Answers given by a student- Very Funny Student Jokes 2013


Brilliant Answers given by a student :-

Q-In which battle did Tipu Sultan die.?

Ans-His last one.!

Q-How do you stop acid indigestion.?

Ans-Stop drinking acid.!

Q-Where was the declaration of independence signed.?

Ans-At the bottom of the page.!

Q-What's the main reason for divorce.?

Ans-Marriage :D

Medical Question: define LOVE nd describe in detail


MEDICAL QUESTION…..

Q: define “LOVE” and describe in detail.

Definition:

A serious disorder of heart due 2 relationship between men&women that can sometime cause death of 1 or both depending on d resistance associated

TYPES:

*1way &

*2way

Age-usually occurs in puberty but now a days can b found in any age group

Sites affected-brain and heart (affected people assume that only heart is affected)

RISK FACTORS:

*teenagers,

*boys with out sisters,

*girls without brothers

*hostel students.

ETIOLOGY:

*Time pass,

*desire to be loved,

*money&beauty.

SYMPTOMS:

*Tension,

*daydream,

*tachycardia,

*insomnia

*phone addict,

*no concentration

INVESTIGATION:

*diary

*album

*books

*mobile(most confirmatory)

TREATMENT:

*anti therapy by father or brother or mum’s chappal or broom..:-D

Height of Oh Shit- Very Funny Joke 2013


A student took a knife and wrote his girlfriend's name oh his hand....

After sometime he started crying loudly....

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why?

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PAIN...

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no no

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Oh Shittttt: SPELLING MISTAKE....

Teacher: tell me a sentence that starts with an "I"


Teacher: tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the...

Teacher: stop.. never put 'is' after an "I"..always put 'am' after an "I"...........

Student: ok.ok..

I am the ninth letter of the alphabet..!! :D

Does the dog know the PROVERB, too?


A student does not like the look of the barking dogs.

"Its alright", said the gentleman,"Dont u know the proverb, Barking dogs don't bite?"

"Ah..yes", Student said,"But

Does the dog know the PROVERB, too..??"

Dear January, how is February- New Year SMS


Dear January, how is February?

Please tell March that April said May will be coming before June,

I heard that July is getting married in August,

how about September and her kids?

Please send my greetings to October and don't forget to tell November that all my

friends who read this will have a wonderful December again!!! :) :)

Have a happy last wéèk of dis yéar 2011..............

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

Quadruplet Babies Laughing : Very Funny Comedy Video

Four twin babies laughing like a dolby-surround sound system! LOL

Some Moral Points: GIRLS ARE SPECIAL


GIRLS ARE SPECIAL... ♥

A Girl will Smile in Pain, Cry in Joy..

She will give Up all Her Pleasures just for a Smile from Someone She Loves.. ♥

She will Change a 100 Dresses, n still not Like any..:D

She will Shout Like Maniacs; Then Cry Like a Lil kid.. ♥

She would Hug you, n forget the World..

She would be Satisfied by a Simple: "I'm there.." ♥

A Girl doesn't Need big Things in Life,
She is Happy with the Small Popcorn at the Movie.... ♥

"Value the Girls in Your Life,
Be It Ur Mother, Sister, Grandmother, or a Best
Friend... :)

She has given Her Soul for Ur Joy... ♥ ♥ ♥

Think About Your Self- Know Yourself


Aww I miss Those days more than enough, Share 'if u miss ur childhood


Aww I miss Those days a lot vanda pani badI....;(

When I was Younger:

• I put my arms in my shirt and told people I
lost my arms....;)

• Restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose...:P

• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to
push all the buttons at once :)

• Waited behind a door to scare someone, then
leaving because they're taking too long to come out :))

• Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to
bed ;)

• Used to think that the moon followed our car:>

• Watching two drops of rain roll down window
and pretending it was a race\=D/

• Went on the computer just to use Paint :D

• The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag...B-)

• The only'fake'frien -ds i had were invisible
ones :|

• I used to sing in the shower 8-|

• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death
that a tree was going to grow in my tummy :O :P

• Getting a bruised knee healed better than a
broken heart :]xx

«Remember when we were kids and couldn't
wait to grow up»
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'Share 'if u miss ur childhood :P

Can I speak to my wife: Comedy JOke


Man calls home. Maid answers phone.

He says, “Can I speak to my wife?”

She says, “No, she’s upstairs in bed with her boyfriend.”

He’s maid–says, “Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both.”

Being the loyal maid, she says, “Ok.” 5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, “Ok, they’re both dead. What should I do with the bodies?”

He says, “Throw them in the , and I’ll take care of them when I get home.”

She says, “We don’t have a pool.”

He asks, “Oh, is this 555-1834?”

Teeth Vs. Tongue: Nice Joke Ever


Teeth said to Tongue: If i just press a little, u’ll get
cut.
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Tongue replied: If I misuse a word, all 32 of u wil
come out…!!!..:P:P

Do You Have Same Problem LOL: Troll Jokes

Dad, my left arm hurt me, what does it mean?

Perfect Exmple Of Confidence: Office Joke

Perfect Exmple Of Confidence:
A junior in an office, dialed boss's number by mistak & said: hey send a coffee in my office in 2 min.

Boss shouted: Do U know with whom U r talking?

Junior: No

Boss: I am the boss of this office

junior in the same tune: Do U know with whom U r talking?

Boss: No

junior said: "Thank God"
& disconnected ;D

If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Written By Admin on Friday, January 25, 2013 | 10:07 PM


Teacher: Johnny.  If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: (Sigh) Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Little Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Little Johnny: I've already got a rabbit!

Ghau Chot Production: Doctor's FEE and Taxi Fare Joke

Manoj Gajurel's Nepal Disha Nirdesh comedy video

Manoj Gajurel's Nepal Nirdesh comedy in form of interview with Nepal' Primeminister Puspa Kamal Dahal after his 10 years of office. 2075 AD. Nice comedy.

Talking Tom Funny Nepali Video: Be aware from Dogs

Nepal ko katha: Talking Tom iPhone/Android Application Funny Video

No matter whoever is in love, Boys are always Idiots


IF GIRL IS IN LOVE...
Her parents ask: Who is that IDIOT? ♥
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IF BOY IS IN LOVE...
His parents ask: Idiot, Who is that girl? ♥
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MORAL: No matter whoever is in love,
Boys are always Idiots ♥♥♥

'LIKE' if you agree. ♥ :P

Student-teacher comedy joke sms


TEACHER=>हिजो मैले
दिएको पाठ पढेर
आयौँ ?
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STUDENT=>आयौँ सर ।
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TEACHER=>शेरे तिमी भन त
बहादूर
शाहको पालामा नेपालको सिमाना कहादेखि कहासम्म
थियो।
..
शेरे=>किताबको पेज पल्टाएर
देखाउदै पेज 10
देखि पेज 15 सम्म थियो सर !!!

Very funny: Do you know that chocolate will damage your teeth


A boy was in a taxi eating chocolate, then he took another one then a man next to him said "do u know that chocolate will damage your teeth"

The boy replied "my grandfather lived 132yrs".

The man asked "was it because of eating chocolate ??

The boy replied "NO he was always minding his own business.

Click LIKE if you get it.

Rajesh Hamal Joke: Celebrity Jokes


राजेश दाई :- हैन हो शेरे गित गाउँदै कता लागीस?
शेरे:-दाई मुग्लान जान लागेको!

राजेश दाई:किन?
शेरे:- दाई बुढिसँग झगडा पर्यो अनि, साँच्चै
एउटा कुरा यो श्रीमतीलाई फकाउने कुनै idea छैन भन्या,
लौ न बताईदिनु पर्यो!
राजेश दाई:-भाई बटौलीमा गएर राती साडी किनेर देउ
न पट्टि त हाल्छे नि !
शेरे:-आहा रातो साडी, दाई रातै साडी चाहीँ किन?
राजेश दाई:श्रीमती भन्या निजी, निजी भन्या प्राईभेट,
प्राईभेट गाडीको नम्बर प्लेट हेर्न रातो हुन्छ कि हुन्न!
शेरे:- ए गाडीको नम्बर प्लेट अनुसारै हो!
राजेश दाई:-हो!
शेरे:-साँच्चै हो?
राजेश:- साँच्चै हो भन्या!
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शेरे:-गाडीको नम्म्बर प्लेट अनुसार भए,
कालो साडी लाउने जति सबै भाडाका श्रीमती,
सेतो साडी लाउने जति सबै सरकारी श्रीमती ?

Images of Fun Club Nepal

Written By Admin on Sunday, January 20, 2013 | 8:40 PM


CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME


3 drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk
so he started the engine & turned it off
again.
He told them."We have reached ".
The 1st guy gave him money.
The 2nd guy said "thank you".
The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked,thinking the 3rd
drunk knew what he did.
But he asked "whats that for?".
The 3rd guy replied: "CONTROL YOUR
SPEED NEXT TIME, you nearly killed
us!":P :D
 
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