Jim's Funeral is on Sunday LOL

A wife treats hubby by taking
him to a Lap dance Club
for his Birthday ..

At the club:
doorman says: Hi Jim how r you?
wife asks: How does he know
you?
Jim says: Oh dear, I play football
with him
Inside Barman says: The usual
Jim ?
Jim says to wife: Before you say
anything , he's on the darts team
in my local
Next a Lap Dancer says: Hi Jim
do you crave special again ?
The wife storms out dragging
Jim with her & jumps into a
taxi..
Driver says "Hey Jimmy boy , you
picked up an ugly one this time.."

Jim's funeral is on Sunday :P