Deusire Tihar Song in English- Use as Facebook Status

Say it my brothers/ sisters say it....
Deusi Rey

Say it louder and say it in tune....
Deusi Rey

Red mud trail.... Deusi Rey

Slippery trail.... Deusi Rey

Slipping and sliding... Deusi Rey

Singing and dancing.... Deusi Rey

We made it to your home... Deusi Rey

Bright Tihar arrives... Deusi rey

Enrich your lives... Deusi Rey

Oh! once in a year ... Deusi Rey

We came here... Deusi Rey

With joy and pleasure...Deusi Rey

Now give us treasure... Deusi Rey

Say it my brothers/ sisters say it....
Deusi Rey

Say it louder and say it in tune....

Deusi Rey

Jim's Funeral is on Sunday LOL

A wife treats hubby by taking
him to a Lap dance Club
for his Birthday ..

At the club:
doorman says: Hi Jim how r you?
wife asks: How does he know
you?
Jim says: Oh dear, I play football
with him
Inside Barman says: The usual
Jim ?
Jim says to wife: Before you say
anything , he's on the darts team
in my local
Next a Lap Dancer says: Hi Jim
do you crave special again ?
The wife storms out dragging
Jim with her & jumps into a
taxi..
Driver says "Hey Jimmy boy , you
picked up an ugly one this time.."

Jim's funeral is on Sunday :P

Thats the beauty of strong relation

WHEN RELATIONSHIP IS WEAK,

Simple words like"Thank You's,
Sorry's, Welcome's, Good Bye's,
NoProb's..."
make BIG Difference!

"But when
RELATIONSHIPS ARE STRONG,..
"Shut up! Get Lost, nonsense, idiot,
or even go to hell"
will not have any impact !

That's the BEAUTY OF STRONG
RElaTION..! :)

Well I was sitting in a fridge & some ass threw it from the 3rd floor

One morning at a doctors clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had b...een with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I strained my back"

Suddenly a 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.

The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

A 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do.

The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & some ass threw it from the 3rd floor=))

There was a girl and a boy

There was a girl and a boy.
girl proposed the boy and boy
agreed.....
girl always used to say that
my heart
is not mine its always with
you....
& I am living without heart......
...
after few months girl said that
i cant
marry you
because my parents are not
allowing
me,so
we'll be frnds 4evr.
After few months girl got
married to
another boy..
After 2 days of her wedding,
girl
looking her wedding gifts.
She came across a gift & start
crying
the gift was the heart packed
in a
glass jar withfull of blood...
the lid of the jar was attached
with the
paper
written on it...
.
.
.
.
''hey stupid ur heart is with
me na than
what will you
give to your husband?
..----
Tumbs up & share it if you
also feel
sad... :(

Semester Change, Syllabus Change

TEACHER:
Last year u were in love with that girl
&
this year u r in love with other...!
What do u think of urself?
. .
.
.
.
.
. ..
.
.
Student:
SEMESTER change.
SYLLABUS change. :D

Generation gap, but common sense

Teacher was teaching Mahabharatha to 6th std students. "Kans heard devaki's 8th son wud kill him. So he put devaki & vasudev in prison. 1st child was born. Kans killed it by poison. 2nd Kans killed by sword. 3rd was born.

At this point a boy raised his hand for a doubt.

Teacher : What?

Boy : "If kans knew that the 8th son wud kill him, why did he put devaki & vasudev in SAME jail?"
Teacher fainted !

Generation gap, but common sense ! =))

Nepali Deusire Joke in Tihar

Boy: I Love u
Girl: देउसी रे!!
Boy: म तिमी बिन बाँच्न सक्दिन
Girl: देउसी रे!!
Boy: के तिमी मलाई माया गर्दैनौ
Girl: देउसी रे!!
Boy: Please मेरो कुराको जवाब त देउ..
Girl: देउसी रे!!
Boy: Please तिम्रो अती माया लाग्छ,तिम्ले मलाई
पनि उत्तिकै माया गर्छौ त?
Girl: देउसी रे!!
Boy: तिम्रो लागि सुनको हार किन्नेछु..
Girl: Really!!!!
Boy: देउसी रे!! LOL :P

One boy daily used to meet her girlfriend in a park ♥

One boy daily used to meet her girlfriend in a park ♥

The girl used to always arrive on time

But the boy was always late and the girl never got angry on boy

One day the girl didn’t come that’s why the boy went to her home

The boy came to know there that the girl will live for only 4-5 days

The boy went back crying and committed suicide and left a letter for the girl

Letter Was:-
‘U ALWAYS USED TO REACH ON TIME & I WAS ALWAYS LATE BUT TODAY I M GOING EARLY & WILL BE WAITING FOR U’

Got Get a Kiss From That Ugly Girl Who Like Your Facebook Status :P

Boy: Baby are you jealous?
Girl : No.

Boy: Baby are you jealous?
Girl : No.

Boy: Baby are you jealous?
Girl : I already told you, No!

Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
Girl : Got Get a Kiss From That Ugly Girl Who Like Your Facebook Status :P