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Valentine's Day Dating Ideas

Dating your sweetheart on the Valentine's Day is the most favourite way of celebrating this romantic festival. Love birds can start planning about unique and out of box dating ideas for Valentine's day eve in well advance to have a romantic and unforgettable time with their soulmate. Think of something which your beloved is never gonna forget. Plan about something which will turn into an indispensable memory which you both will cherish for a lifetime.

No worries for those who haven't yet found their date. They can start registering themselves to various online and offline dating services to ensure that they do not miss out on the fun and thrill the couples enjoy on the Valentine's Day.

Adventure Sports

In case you are searching for a memorable Valentine's Day dating idea, here are some awesome tips to stimulate the creativity cells in your heart, mind and soul!!

Jump onto Adventure Sports

Adventure sports can add thrill to the Valentine's Day date. If you and your love dare to try out adventures, make a plan to jump onto the thrill!!

You two can go for para gliding, trekking, river-rafting, ice-skating, scuba-diving or any other sport that is easily accessible in your vicinity and have a fun moment. This will also strenghten the bonding and trust between you two while supporting each other to take onto the adventure.

Cook for Your Beloved

Cooking You two would have rushed to restaurants time and again to have a taste of exotic cuisines. Nevertheless, on this romantic eve cook the dinner with all your heart and soul for your companion. It's surely gonna win the heart of your love! Cook his/her favourite dishes and serve it. You can have a look into recipe book in case you need some tips to add to the taste. Decorate the dinning table with beatiful flowers to add aroma to air of love celebrations.

Rush to Your Favourite Picnic Spot

Picnic is all time favourite Valentine's Day dating idea to have fun and light moments with your partner. Pack your favourite foods, snacks and drinks at home and rush to the picnic spot. You can also think of cooking at the picnic spot which will enrich more joy and fun to your date. Look for the activities you two can enjoy in that spot like sliding on the incline together, enjoying a swing, sky-drive and many more. Places located at the bank of a river or lake with boating are the perfect picnic spot for a romantic date. Watching sunset together at a beach and spending the whole night holding the hand of your lover, lying on sand and talking to each other would be even more romantic.

Long Drive to Tour Your City

You may go for a long drive to take a tour of your city with your soulmate on the Valentine's Day eve. Crossing every nookLong Drive and corner of the city, you may show each other your favourite spots where you grew up, played in your childhood, your school or college where you spent the best days of your life, the places where you hanged out flanked with your pals. Stop at the roadside eateries and share some interesting stories about your life to have a light moment while having some snacks, icecream. This way, you two will get to know each other well and will strenghten your relationship and bonding between you two will get stronger. Apart from these, you may visit historical monuments, museums, art galleries and other places where where you rarely visit once in a while because of time and opportunity constraints. That's how you will wave the thread of beautiful memories which you would never forget.

Candle Light Dinner

Movie and Candle Light Dinner

Going for a romantic movie and having a candle light dinner on Valentine's Day is an ideal and most romantic idea amongst the love birds. Rush to the favourite restaurant of your partner and order for favorite exotic cuisine. You may also order specially to decorate the dining table with rose petals and diyas floating in water pot. You may also choose to go for theatre to watch a romantic play or a live concert for a change. Write a romantic poem and read out for your beloved holding your lover's hand. It's gonna create an eminent and more bewitching impression.

How to say I Love You on Valentine's Day: 20 Great Tips

It's very important on Valentine's Day to acknowledge your partner.Some people are not able to say the three little words,"I Love You".It's a highly celebrated holiday thousands of arrangements are purchased.Many people try to do something unique and different just to show how much they are care for her.Here are some ways to say I Love You,it's just how you say it I Love You.

1. Learn how to say "I Love You" in a different language, learn the dialect so that is sounds sexy! I Love You
2. Make lunch for him/her place a note inside the sandwich saying "I Love You".

3. Find that special little something that your partner lost or said he or she wanted but could never find. Also, giving your partner a nicely framed photograph of the two of you is a very touching gesture.

4. Does your partner ever ask you why you love them? Then create your own little booklet using picture items just for them entitled, "Why I Love You: # Reasons".

5. Create handmade coupons with gifts your partner can use anytime, such as a massage or a night out on the town with friends.

6. Make a romantic dinner light candle for two , turn off the cell phones, computers shut down the virtual world for anCandle Light Dinner evening of romance.

7. Create a video telling him/her why they are so special giving them clues to what the evening is going to entail and what you have planned.

8. Make a mixed CD of all of your favorite songs, or create a compilation of love songs that remind you of your mate. Better yet, learn how to play one of these love songs on the guitar and serenade him or her on Valentine's Day.

9. Surprise engagement? Contact the restaurant or place that you will be going to ahead of time, ask them to present the ring on your behalf at an approximate moment. Get down on your knee to him/her and ask them to marry you.

10. Purchase some clear red balloons. Before blowing them up, place either wrapped candies, small gifts, and/or loveValentine's Day Gift poems inside each one, and then give them to your loved one as a bouquet.

11. Write a love letter to say I love you.

12. If you are on a limited budget but would like to purchase jewelry try purchasing silver or gold. If you do not have a budget go luxury with platinum. A heart-shaped necklace or a pair of earrings will make the evening shine.engagement ring

13. Hold his/her hand in public do not be afraid nor ashamed to show your feelings.

14. If you shower first thing when you wake up write a love message in the steam.

15. Leave a long stem rose next to the nightstand in the bedroom when they are taking a shower or bath or in the kitchen with a note next to it saying, "You are my and only I am so glad that you are a part of my life."

16. Grab some construction paper and cut out as many hearts as you like. On each one, share a story about your relationship that shows how much you care. Once finished, take the hearts and string them individually from the ceiling so it looks like your home is raining love.

17. Listen to what him/her has to say pay attention if you need to jot it down , it makes them feel appreciated.

18. Not just on Valentine's day but each and everyday remind them how important they are to you

19. Fill the bathroom with heart shaped-balloon's, close the door and wait for them to open it.

20. Have a spare set of keys for the vehicle,fill the car with helium filled balloons and when they open it every word you wish to say will come floating out into the sky for the world to see.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day Joke 2013: Who Should Make the Coffee?

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS." 

The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"

The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"

he answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Teacher had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: What is 3 x 3?

Boy : 9, maam!

Principal: What is 6 x 6?

Boy : 36, maam!

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at teacher and tells her,
"I think Boy can go to the third-grade. "

Teacher says to the principal, "I have some of my
own questions. Can I ask him ?"

The principal and Boy both agreed.

Teacher asks: What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?

Boy : Legs, maam!

Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?

Boy : Pockets!

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy : Coconut!

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky?

(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Boy . was taking charge )

Boy : Bubblegum, maam!

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer )

Boy : Shake hands!

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?
Boy : Yep!

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy : Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.

Boy : Wedding Ring, maam!

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy : Nose!

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver. What is it?

Boy : Arrow!

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy : Firetruck!

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
& if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.

Boy : Fork!

Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It's
longer on some men, than on others,
the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his
wife after they're married?

Boy : SURNAME!

Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible
for making love ?

Boy : HEART, maam!

The principal a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher :

Principal: Huh! send this Boy .... to collage!!! Even I got
the last ten questions wrong myself!

Gravity on Earth Vs. Gravity in Bed, Under Blanket- Good Joke 2013

YUP....agreed..
IN WINTERS...UNDER BLANKET...wohoo....i'll nt come out..:p

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We are Strange People

We are Strange People..

"We Do Something 1st, Think Afterwards.
We Leave Someone And Then Regret,
We Hurt Someone And Say Sorry,
We Love Someone And Do Not Tell..!!
We Are Diplomatic..!!
We Are Good To Those Only, Who Are Good To Us..!!
Still We Claim To Be Best,While Actually We are Not..!!
We Hate Others for Their Small Mistakes, But We Luv Our-self Despite Of Committing Blunders..!!
We Lose Everything For 1 Person, But Cannot Lose One Thing For 100 Persons..!!
We Love But Cannot Get What We Love, And We Don't Love What We Get..!!
This Is,
How We Live,
How We Love...!!:)

On his first day in office, as President Abraham Lincoln entered to give his inaugural address

On his first day in office, as President Abraham Lincoln entered to give his inaugural address, one man stood up. He was a rich aristocrat. He said, “Mr. Lincoln, you should not forget that your father used to make shoes for my family.”

And the whole Senate laughed; they thought they had made a fool of Lincoln.But certain people are made of a totally different mettle. Lincoln looked at the man directly in the eye and said, “Sir, I know that my father used to make shoes for your family, and there will be many others here, because he made shoes the way nobody else can. He was a creator. His shoes were not just shoes; he poured his whole soul into them.
I want to ask you, have you any complaint? Because I know how to make shoes myself. If you have any complaint I can make you another pair of shoes. But as far as I know, nobody has ever complained about my father’s shoes. He was a genius, a great creator and I am proud of my father”.

The whole Senate was struck dumb. They could not understand what kind of man Abraham Lincoln was. He was proud because his father did his job so well that not even a single complaint had ever been heard.

Height of buttering

Height of buttering ...

An Angel came to me and asked : "What is your wish for New Year ?"

I said : "Please take care of the person who's reads and Likes this Status" ;) :D

Let’s all be masters of our mouths, so that we won’t be slaves of our words

Once there lived two neighbors Tom & Jack.
One day Jack was angry at Tom for some reason
and started to spread rumors that his neighbor,
Tom was a thief.
As a result, the Tom was arrested.
Days later Tom was proven innocent. After being
released he sued Jack for wrongly accusing him.
In the court Jack told the Judge: “They were just
words, didn’t harm anyone.”
The judge told Jack: “Write all the things you said
about him on a piece of paper. Cut them up and on
the way home, throw the pieces of paper out.
Tomorrow, come back to hear the sentence.”
Next day, the judge told Jack: “Before I tell you the
judgement, you will have to go out and gather all
the pieces of paper that you threw out yesterday,
otherwise you will be hanged.”
Jack said: “I can’t do that ! The wind spread them and
I won’t know where to find them.”
The judge then replied: “The same way, simple
words may destroy the honor of a man to such an
extent that one is not able to fix it. If you can’t speak
well of someone, rather don’t say anything.”
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Moral: “Let’s all be masters of our mouths, so that we won’t be slaves of our words. “